Tip for the strip...

"This is a strip club public announcement..." USDA - Throw This Money
Before I get this thing started I wanna shout out all my boys that spin at Adult Entertainment clubs and my main man DJ Square...what it do!

The strip club is a very interesting venue, frequented by a vast and diverse set of individuals (cant say men no more since chicks can be found there and they spend more than some dudes and get more play that the others...) You got your businessmen, neighborhood pharmaceutical representatives, athletes, entertainers and your garden variety everyday "Joe". Regardless of your walk of life, tax bracket, or intention your sole purpose of goin to the strip club was for drinks, the music and the "entertainment", read:STRIPPER. You first went cause you overheard some guys at the barber shop or the car wash, talkin bout their adventure the night before, or you went to a bachelor party and got turned out. Strippers come in all varieties...the hoodrat (that got no viable skills to showcase to the world but shakin her ass), the girl workin her way through college (thats what they all say at one time or another), the exhibitionist (she's the one that uses strippin as a spring board into something more lucrative - music videos, modeling, or PORN), and the broad that did it once at an ameteur night, got some money to pay her cell bill or get an outfit for a concert, liked it and said she was gonna keep doin it... And they are all their just for YOU **wink wink**.

Strippers come in all shapes, sizes, and colors, they got awesome game, and know a few magic tricks, the most mesmorizing one is making dollars disappear from its previous possessors. Being that I used to work as a DJ in the strip clubs in Atlanta, I had to tag team with the ladies to make that trick work (hell I had to get paid too). We used to co-ordinate the music for their sets and I had to talk as much shit as humanly possible to get you to unleash your Washington's, Lincoln's, Hamilton's, and Jackson's. The more I talked, the more you spent, the more she would make, the more I got tipped and we both would like to thank you for your support. Now that I have gotten that out the way lemme put you all up on the game. This may help you, this may shock you, some folks are gonna want to thank me, while the dancers who are gonna read this will probably put a hit out on me...

This is the breakdown of a stripper. It may not apply to any that you know, it may not apply to all. This is just some observations that have been made by moi.

The first type is the Diva... This is the chick with the really hot whip, nice clothes, shoes, and accessories and is usually if you took a poll one of the top 10 broads in the club. She comes to work when she wants to, leaves when she wants to, no questions asked, no permissions needed. That means she either has something goin on with the owner / manager, had something goin on with the owner / manager, or has dirt on the owner / manager. She usually has a connection with the DJ and is gonna make big money on stage and the DJ looks out for her so she can get her turned skipped if she finds a duck. She aint gotta walk around the club lookin for work cause she so bad that cats be seekin her out. She is a pretty face, probably naturally fine with a big ass, some nice breasts , some are enhanced thanks to the miracle of modern medicine and her walk is the kind that make you turn your face up like someone farted in your mouth. You prolly will see her at some of the hottest parties in your city cause she got in the loop with the ones in the know. Done a party for a sports player or entertainment and they want to be seen with a bad chick so she gets VIP status and all that. Unless yall really cool dont approach her in the streets cause she gonna act like she dont know you...

Next we got the Hustler... This one is always on the grind, tryin to get to that Diva level. There are some similarities between the Hustler and the Diva. They both fine as hell, some got doll faces some dont...but unlike the Diva, she has a goal / a mission and she aint gonna slow down or stop until she exceeds said objective. You gonna get as much play for as much as you pay. You get two dances and aint tellin her to keep goin, she's gettin her paper and on to the cat next to you, and the cycle continues. She dont give a damn what you do for a living, she wont remember your name or what you look like cause she cant keep all that in her head cause her mind is on the OBJECTIVE. She works 5 to 6 days a week, gets there early and is on the floor when the bell rings and aint gettin off it but to take a potty break, freshen up or when the whistle blows. She rarely hangs out unless its a special event, like a Maze concert or something of that magnitude...She is not gonna answer the phone and will prolly give you a wrong number to begin with... She prolly lives with her old man or her babies daddy. I like to call her the blue collar worker on the slick...

Then comes the Smooth Operator... She is the one thats gonna be personable, has a high intellect, versed in all type of subjects and up on things a man is interested in. Nice face and body (not a banger like the Diva, but not a nugget either). The S.O. will take her time with you, is cool with the waitresses and barmaids so your drinks are gonna be tight (hence she gets a cut off the drinks, cause you tippin the waitress for prompt friendly service). She's gonna get to work early so she can pretty up and get it together, she's gonna work you slow and long, and give you the perception that you and her are the only ones there. This chick prolly has a 9-5 job where she makes a pretty good salary or is self employed, but at the same time gets extra loot cause she likes nice things. The girl likes to take trips, go out to certain events (plays, concerts, sporting events and the like) to stay on top of her game. She might go out to dinner with you if yall hit it off, but dont think you are gonna be in a relationship unless she makes that move. 9 outta 10 it aint gonna happen, but you never know. Which brings us to our last category, even though this is a two parter....

THE NUGGET! Like I said this is a two parter. The six piece and the twenty piece.
A.) The six piece is the lil chick that either goes to school or works a minimum wage job and strips to make ends meet. They are like baby deer, cause when they first start working, they dont know how to walk in stripper heels, dont really dance well, and once they learn a dance / pole trick they wear that shit out. There personality is that of the girl next door, but in the shark infested waters of the strip club she is a guppy. She doesnt really drink, but will get something if you offer, and simply cant handle her liquor. Unless you got the patience of Job, she will bore you to death and you really wont mess with her again until she moves up to either a Smooth Operator, Hustler (but she wont remember you), or a Diva... She usually has potential to be one of the aforementioned and gets taken in under the wing of one and develops either into her mentor or exceeds expectations and hits that Diva level.

B.) The twenty piece is a total waste. The only reason they are in the club is variety, Some cats like chubbies, uglies, or the occassional bad built chick with the cute face that is liable to get talked into sex. She's like a skit on a cd, something to waste time, a filler. She walks around smiling at the guys in the club, bums cigarettes, plays the poker machines and gets drunk, most of the time out of their own pockets. There really isnt a need to entertain her...unless you got a lot of cigarettes and no money....

Now you know the deal and if you read and paid attention you will be "successful"

Posted by the Insomniaq from the VIP makin it rain...