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"Hey you! Get off my cloud/ you dont know me and you dont know my style" - Wu Tang Clan "METHOD MAN"

Today's blog is really a rant... Those who know me, know that I dont really get down with foolishness. Especially when whomever brings the foolishness my way are supposedly close to me. The operative word there is "supposedly". So with that being said here is the deal.

There is this person that I am (even though, Im fussin about it) very fond of. We have some mutual friends and somewhat know each others families. At anyrate, she tells me that she wants to chill with me somewhat on a personal relationship tip. As I said I am somewhat fond of her and I was down for whatever. We have had conversations on the phone, in person, and what have you, and it has even gotten physical (not what you thinking, but a kiss here, a hug there). She has on several occasions said that she wants to take whatever it is we have to the next level, to which I have once again agreed to work with it...

This past weekend, we were supposed to get together and when I called to confirm that we are meeting up, I got no answer...I got voice mail...and once she picked up the phone and played like she couldnt hear me on the line. (That really pisses me off cause we share the same phone company so that shouldnt have been an issue). I gave her a call today and it went straight to voice mail, I called back and the phone was cut off. WOW at that.

The moral of the story is that if you gonna start some shit, finish it, if you cant finish it at least "woman up" and admit that you cant deal with what YOU started. I could see if I was the one that initiated the whole thing, then I could see all that foolishness. Well needless to say, maybe she got some issues that she has to take care of on her end and Ima still be cool with her and whatever she wants to do. But you can best believe I'm not gonna act like a damn fool on her ass...she got it comin to her. In the words of my man Keshawn Johnson "C'MON MAN!" get ya shit together....

"and im OWT bitches"

Peace to my dog Greg Square...he been tellin me to blog for about 2 weeks now, so here it is dude

Aiight here I go...

"It's been a long time...I shouldn't have left you" Rakim, "Paid In Full"

Aiight I've been away for two weeks and some change, but I havent been idle... I'm working on a masterplan, but since its raining cats and dogs here, I had time to gets some things off my chest.

Since I have been away...former Falcon QB Michael Vick got a gig in Philly, former Mets starting pitcher Pedro Martinez got a gig in Philly, former Indians starting pitcher Cliff Lee got a gig in Philly (are you seeing a trend goin on in Philly?) Mr. "I just cant stay retired" Brett Favre, signed with the Minnesota Vikings, looking like he just stepped off a pig farm at that. Allen Iverson still doesnt have a job, even though he said he is ready to play and "next time you see me, its gonna look like i just left Georgetown".. WTH?? Other comings and goings in sports HR. Marvin Harrison, Derrick Brooks, Warrick Dunn, and Adam "Pac Man" Jones have NO job. Denver wideout Brandon Marshall has a job, but wants to get traded, new head coach Josh McDaniels heard all that noise and demoted him to the practice squad. A classic example of a cat not being greatful for his gifts and blessings.

Cleveland Brown wideout got a season long suspension after serving 26 days on a vehicular manslaughter charge that he pled guilty to, while former New York Giant receiver Plaxico Burress pled guilty to weapons charges and got two years in the bing...HE SHOT HIMSELF! How do you inflict bodily harm on yourself and get 2 years with 2 more years supervised probation and probably a year suspension from the league? OH WELL!

Tiger blew a lead in the PGA, Shaq vs Big Ben was "entertaining", Venus and Serena by a stake in the Miami Dolphins football team, and the T.O. show is starting to lose steam with me.... Oh well, I still love Rosario and Oreo's so sue me...

Posted by the Insomniaq tryin to run between the raindrops

A really big thing...

Photos courtesy of Zigga Zagga Productions
www.ziggazaggaproductions.com

Posted by the Insomniaq...bout to be up and OWT on the road back to the Big Cheesey (New Orleans)

Tonight's List...The Video Chick Edition

Esther Baxter

Melyssa Ford

Diznee

Lola Luv

Tahiry


Summer Walker

Milani Rose

**DISCLAIMER**
BEFORE ANYONE GETS JAZZY IN THE MOUTH, I AM NOT OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
I AM MERELY EXHIBITING WHAT I LOVE ABOUT WOMEN OF COLOR...ITS OK, REALLY

Damn Summer Damn!

PRINCE APPROVED

Posted by the Insomniaq...thinkin about her **wink wink**

Cassie loses again...

Rihanna 2 - Cassie 0

Photos courtesy of NecholeBitchie.com

Cassie shaved one side of her head and looked bizarre, Rihanna shaves her head (on the sides) and looks hot Rihanna > Cassie
Cassie leaked nude photos and they looked fake, Rihanna leaked nude pics and looked absolutely delilcious Rihanna > Cassie (again)...
We not even gonna go into album sales but for the record CASSIE LOSES...the fail whale is on the way, maybe there is room for Diddy,,,,

I have 6 photos in my hands....

I think she looks like Rihanna on this picture...

*** now you know I had to include this ***

Posted by the Insomniaq, who will Immeduately go back to my apartment, pack my bags, and leave...YEAH RIGHT!!!!

Rosario Fuckin Dawson...Nuff said

I so love her... no seriously!

My latest addiction...

"It started off with a kiss (uh huh) / Never expectin' this (uh huh)
And now I'm here copin' with / My addiction (addiction)
It started off with a kiss (uh huh) / Never expectin' this (uh huh)
And now I'm here copin' with / My addiction" -Ryan Leslie "Addiction" 2008

There is something about this WOMAN! Other than the obvious, she's beautiful, nice body, and dem lips! (mind you they arent Angelinaesque, but they are luscious), I will stop in the middle of rush hour traffic on Time Square to see anything with Rosario Dawson in it. I even watched Clerks II to see her do the tongue flickin thing. Now thats bad aint it, yeah I know (cool points have been deducted)

Over the years "my boo" has been in a number of films and no matter what the role is she brings the essence of sexy in each of them. In Alexander she was Al's wife and the sex scene (you know the one in the big bed with the veils on it...yeah that one) was better IMO than the blood soaked one from Angel Heart even though Lisa Bonet was hot in that one. As Gail in Sin City...Gawd she can wear a corset cant she? Emily Posa in Seven Pounds with Will Smith, never before has a woman with a heart surgery scar looked so damn good...the scare was damn near her skin tone (and that was to a flaw for the make up crew). In Eagle Eye she played Air Force OSI Agent Zoe Perez and dammit if that suit he had on didnt make her look muy caliente! But my favorite role was in The Tarentino flick Grindhouse:Death Proof... If anyone can pull off a character named Abernathy it was her. She was sexy as hell with her pretty feet, and the dialouge about "set crush" she had on Cecil is witty and at the same time she made it feel like she was really talkin about something that happened in her real life.

Zoë: So what's your story, Abernathy?
Abernathy: I had a set crush on Cecil.
Kim: Set crush? Nigga please, you were his set wife.
Abernathy: Were and Had being the key words here.
Kim: Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.
Abernathy: Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, oh it's so funny!
Kim: Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.
Abernathy: Yeah, he's a stand in fucker.
Kim: Bitch, you need to get over that shit, that was two weeks ago.
Abernathy: Oh, well now when you put it like that. Oh I haven't told you the best part, he fucked her on my birthday.
Zoë: Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
Abernathy: Thank you.
Zoë: Did he know it was your birthday? I mean, he's the director, he's kinda busy.
Abernathy: He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. Yeah, I think he knew.
Zoë: What'd he get you?
Abernathy: He made me a tape.
Lee: He made you a tape? Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? Oh, it's so romantic.
Abernathy: I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there.
Kim: That sounds like the test of true love to me.
Abernathy: Look, I know you guys like him, he's likeable... but he fucked another woman on my birthday. How can you not be on my side?
Zoë: Well, I admit, that sounds bad.
Abernathy: It is bad!
Zoë: It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. Were you two fucking?
Kim: Hell no!
Abernathy: Hello, is your name Abernathy?
courtesy of imdb.com

At any rate, Rosario is destined to do great things as long as she continues to pick good roles and play opposite of / with outstanding actors.. Will Smith (Men in Black II, Seven Pounds) Billy Bob Thorton (Eagle Eye), Mickey Rourke (Killshot), Bruce Willis (Sin City) and working with directors and producers like Robert Rodgriez and Quinton Tarentino (Grindhouse:Death Proof) An Oscar nomination will come her way, and if it doesnt there are gonna be consequences and reprocussions...

Posted by the Insomniaq finna go to walmart.com and get all her movies on dvd so I can be fascinated whenever I want...

Tip for the strip...

"This is a strip club public announcement..." USDA - Throw This Money
Before I get this thing started I wanna shout out all my boys that spin at Adult Entertainment clubs and my main man DJ Square...what it do!

The strip club is a very interesting venue, frequented by a vast and diverse set of individuals (cant say men no more since chicks can be found there and they spend more than some dudes and get more play that the others...) You got your businessmen, neighborhood pharmaceutical representatives, athletes, entertainers and your garden variety everyday "Joe". Regardless of your walk of life, tax bracket, or intention your sole purpose of goin to the strip club was for drinks, the music and the "entertainment", read:STRIPPER. You first went cause you overheard some guys at the barber shop or the car wash, talkin bout their adventure the night before, or you went to a bachelor party and got turned out. Strippers come in all varieties...the hoodrat (that got no viable skills to showcase to the world but shakin her ass), the girl workin her way through college (thats what they all say at one time or another), the exhibitionist (she's the one that uses strippin as a spring board into something more lucrative - music videos, modeling, or PORN), and the broad that did it once at an ameteur night, got some money to pay her cell bill or get an outfit for a concert, liked it and said she was gonna keep doin it... And they are all their just for YOU **wink wink**.

Strippers come in all shapes, sizes, and colors, they got awesome game, and know a few magic tricks, the most mesmorizing one is making dollars disappear from its previous possessors. Being that I used to work as a DJ in the strip clubs in Atlanta, I had to tag team with the ladies to make that trick work (hell I had to get paid too). We used to co-ordinate the music for their sets and I had to talk as much shit as humanly possible to get you to unleash your Washington's, Lincoln's, Hamilton's, and Jackson's. The more I talked, the more you spent, the more she would make, the more I got tipped and we both would like to thank you for your support. Now that I have gotten that out the way lemme put you all up on the game. This may help you, this may shock you, some folks are gonna want to thank me, while the dancers who are gonna read this will probably put a hit out on me...

This is the breakdown of a stripper. It may not apply to any that you know, it may not apply to all. This is just some observations that have been made by moi.

The first type is the Diva... This is the chick with the really hot whip, nice clothes, shoes, and accessories and is usually if you took a poll one of the top 10 broads in the club. She comes to work when she wants to, leaves when she wants to, no questions asked, no permissions needed. That means she either has something goin on with the owner / manager, had something goin on with the owner / manager, or has dirt on the owner / manager. She usually has a connection with the DJ and is gonna make big money on stage and the DJ looks out for her so she can get her turned skipped if she finds a duck. She aint gotta walk around the club lookin for work cause she so bad that cats be seekin her out. She is a pretty face, probably naturally fine with a big ass, some nice breasts , some are enhanced thanks to the miracle of modern medicine and her walk is the kind that make you turn your face up like someone farted in your mouth. You prolly will see her at some of the hottest parties in your city cause she got in the loop with the ones in the know. Done a party for a sports player or entertainment and they want to be seen with a bad chick so she gets VIP status and all that. Unless yall really cool dont approach her in the streets cause she gonna act like she dont know you...

Next we got the Hustler... This one is always on the grind, tryin to get to that Diva level. There are some similarities between the Hustler and the Diva. They both fine as hell, some got doll faces some dont...but unlike the Diva, she has a goal / a mission and she aint gonna slow down or stop until she exceeds said objective. You gonna get as much play for as much as you pay. You get two dances and aint tellin her to keep goin, she's gettin her paper and on to the cat next to you, and the cycle continues. She dont give a damn what you do for a living, she wont remember your name or what you look like cause she cant keep all that in her head cause her mind is on the OBJECTIVE. She works 5 to 6 days a week, gets there early and is on the floor when the bell rings and aint gettin off it but to take a potty break, freshen up or when the whistle blows. She rarely hangs out unless its a special event, like a Maze concert or something of that magnitude...She is not gonna answer the phone and will prolly give you a wrong number to begin with... She prolly lives with her old man or her babies daddy. I like to call her the blue collar worker on the slick...

Then comes the Smooth Operator... She is the one thats gonna be personable, has a high intellect, versed in all type of subjects and up on things a man is interested in. Nice face and body (not a banger like the Diva, but not a nugget either). The S.O. will take her time with you, is cool with the waitresses and barmaids so your drinks are gonna be tight (hence she gets a cut off the drinks, cause you tippin the waitress for prompt friendly service). She's gonna get to work early so she can pretty up and get it together, she's gonna work you slow and long, and give you the perception that you and her are the only ones there. This chick prolly has a 9-5 job where she makes a pretty good salary or is self employed, but at the same time gets extra loot cause she likes nice things. The girl likes to take trips, go out to certain events (plays, concerts, sporting events and the like) to stay on top of her game. She might go out to dinner with you if yall hit it off, but dont think you are gonna be in a relationship unless she makes that move. 9 outta 10 it aint gonna happen, but you never know. Which brings us to our last category, even though this is a two parter....

THE NUGGET! Like I said this is a two parter. The six piece and the twenty piece.
A.) The six piece is the lil chick that either goes to school or works a minimum wage job and strips to make ends meet. They are like baby deer, cause when they first start working, they dont know how to walk in stripper heels, dont really dance well, and once they learn a dance / pole trick they wear that shit out. There personality is that of the girl next door, but in the shark infested waters of the strip club she is a guppy. She doesnt really drink, but will get something if you offer, and simply cant handle her liquor. Unless you got the patience of Job, she will bore you to death and you really wont mess with her again until she moves up to either a Smooth Operator, Hustler (but she wont remember you), or a Diva... She usually has potential to be one of the aforementioned and gets taken in under the wing of one and develops either into her mentor or exceeds expectations and hits that Diva level.

B.) The twenty piece is a total waste. The only reason they are in the club is variety, Some cats like chubbies, uglies, or the occassional bad built chick with the cute face that is liable to get talked into sex. She's like a skit on a cd, something to waste time, a filler. She walks around smiling at the guys in the club, bums cigarettes, plays the poker machines and gets drunk, most of the time out of their own pockets. There really isnt a need to entertain her...unless you got a lot of cigarettes and no money....

Now you know the deal and if you read and paid attention you will be "successful"

Posted by the Insomniaq from the VIP makin it rain...

Tonight's List...The I Love Your Girl Edition...

**DISCLAIMER**
BEFORE ANYONE GETS JAZZY IN THE MOUTH, I AM NOT OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
I AM MERELY EXHIBITING WHAT I LOVE ABOUT WOMEN OF COLOR...ITS OK, REALLY