Blah @ people

"Hey you! Get off my cloud/ you dont know me and you dont know my style" - Wu Tang Clan "METHOD MAN"

Today's blog is really a rant... Those who know me, know that I dont really get down with foolishness. Especially when whomever brings the foolishness my way are supposedly close to me. The operative word there is "supposedly". So with that being said here is the deal.

There is this person that I am (even though, Im fussin about it) very fond of. We have some mutual friends and somewhat know each others families. At anyrate, she tells me that she wants to chill with me somewhat on a personal relationship tip. As I said I am somewhat fond of her and I was down for whatever. We have had conversations on the phone, in person, and what have you, and it has even gotten physical (not what you thinking, but a kiss here, a hug there). She has on several occasions said that she wants to take whatever it is we have to the next level, to which I have once again agreed to work with it...

This past weekend, we were supposed to get together and when I called to confirm that we are meeting up, I got no answer...I got voice mail...and once she picked up the phone and played like she couldnt hear me on the line. (That really pisses me off cause we share the same phone company so that shouldnt have been an issue). I gave her a call today and it went straight to voice mail, I called back and the phone was cut off. WOW at that.

The moral of the story is that if you gonna start some shit, finish it, if you cant finish it at least "woman up" and admit that you cant deal with what YOU started. I could see if I was the one that initiated the whole thing, then I could see all that foolishness. Well needless to say, maybe she got some issues that she has to take care of on her end and Ima still be cool with her and whatever she wants to do. But you can best believe I'm not gonna act like a damn fool on her ass...she got it comin to her. In the words of my man Keshawn Johnson "C'MON MAN!" get ya shit together....

"and im OWT bitches"

Peace to my dog Greg Square...he been tellin me to blog for about 2 weeks now, so here it is dude

What are you doin? Yeah its a twitter blog

Is it just me or does EVERYONE on earth have a Twitter account? I mean, Ashton Kutcher, Oprah, Jimmy Fallon, and even my moms (ARRGGGH! I can't have nothin without her tech savvy ass havin it too), who actually had twitter during the Election of Pres. Obama thanks to MSNBC. Everyone at ESPN has a twitter, even Tony Kornhauser...the NBA seems to have an All Tweet team with @RudyGay22, @AI9, @The_Real_Shaq, @OneandonlyCP3, and even Minnesota Timberwolves forward Kevin Love, who on SportsNation plugged his Twitter per request from ESPN, now aint that something? @kevin_love by the way. And whats funnier is that you can follow FACEBOOK and MySPACE on Twitter.

There have been some definitely funny moments on Twitter, like the "Follow Diddy" movement, he was tryin to get a million followers and at the same time the "Unfollow Diddy" movement which I am proud to say I joined and havent followed him again since. Then there is the usual "clique" tweets back and forth, between reality show stars like Prancer from Flavor of Love 3 and Cali from Real Chance of Love (they really get on my nerves sometimes) and the tweetmance that is Becky Buckwild and Frank the Entertainer from I Love Money 2 (complete with Twitpic postings). The trending topics RIGHT NOW are...bananas. Out of the top 10 trend topics the Iran election is dead last, while Comic-Con, #Chicago White Sox and Solange are the top 3. Since when is the Twilight trailor screening, a perfect game in baseball and Bey's lil sister shaving her head more important than a political election with a country that may or may not form a threat to National Security, if they have weapons of mass destruction.

The other night actor Kevin Spacey was tryin to explain Twitter to David Letterman (ON AIR). Seems to me that a cat like Dave who is on top of plenty and pretty much everything thats global, media related and noteworthy. would be up on things. He isnt on Twitter. Had no clue what it was. Just watch the video...its funny yet informative...



Posted by the Insomniaq...Tweetin is a habit, get like me

Believe half of what you hear and none of what you read..on the net

"I need a Winn Dixie bag fulla money to the V.I.P. section...RIIIIIGHT NOW!" - Lil' Wayne "I Get Money"

Many of you may or may not heard the ridiculous rumor of Michael Vick and Allen Iverson hanging out in a Virginia Beach strip club, the day before he has to meet with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell about possible re-reinstatement to the league and possibly resume his career as a quarterback. Lets be serious.... neither one of them cats have a job and both know how important it is for Vick to be seen in a true light of reforment. Not that going to a "Gentlemen's Club is a bad thing, plenty men (and ladies) go to them.

Here is an article posted by the Associated Press that refutes the whole thing.

RICHMOND, Va. — A lawyer for Michael Vick says the quarterback did not spend his first night of freedom at a Virginia Beach strip club. Attorney Larry Woodward says Thursday that Vick was not in Virginia Beach on Monday night and has not been to any strip club. Woodward says reports of such activity are "absolutely, categorically false. "Vick was released from federal custody Monday after a 23-month sentence for a dogfighting conspiracy. The blog thebiglead.com quoted a DJ, who refused to be identified, who said Vick was at the strip club with NBA free agent Allen Iverson. Leon Rose, Iverson's agent, said Iverson hasn't seen Vick since his release. Vick is expected to meet soon with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in hopes of getting his league suspension lifted.

Copyright © 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved

Lets really think about this for a hot second. What kind of idiot would Vick be, if the night before the most important job interview of your life would you go to (of all places) a strip club. Where anything could and has happened. Adam (dont call me Pac Man anymore) Jones, knows all too well what can happen in one of dem joints. Nobody in their right mind walks in a strip club with over 80k in a Louie Vuitton bag anyway. There is no way in the world that you woulda found me in there, if I was beggin for my life back. All the blame for this should fall on the DJ that refused to be identified and the jackass that ran out there and kept the foolishness goin. I know that DJ's like to use comedic banter to get the crowd goin so they can spend money. If you ever saw the movie Player's Club you'd remember the scene when Bernie Mac announced that Uncle Luke was in the club and the dancers went into a frenzy. Dolla Bill wanted his percentage too. Well that was the same situation. Just someone was drunk and went too far.

I wish Mike well as he gets ready to try to get his life together.... and you should too

Sorry to bust ya bubble, if you really thought there was some truth to that...

**UPDATE** sorry for the length, but it is what it is....

The anticipation and speculation can stop. Roger Goodell has reached a decision on Michael Vick, NFL sources told ESPN.

League sources told ESPN's Sal Paolantonio and Chris Mortensen Thursday that sometime next week Goodell is expected to announce a conditional reinstatement of Vick, which would allow Vick to go to training camp if he signed with a team but that could also include a four-game suspension."Can we suspend him in basically double jeopardy?" asked the league source. "That's the question. "Goodell had already given Vick an indefinite suspension that ran concurrent with the 23-month federal prison sentence and home confinement stemming from Vick's role in an illegal dogfighting ring. According to a source close to Vick, the former Falcons quarterback is hoping to receive no additional punishment. A four-game suspension would likely inhibit his ability to catch on with an NFL team. No teams have expressed interest in bringing Vick in for a tryout as of yet. As part of the deal, Goodell is reserving judgement in the event of any further transgressions from Vick. "This is a serious matter. We are engaging in a careful and thoughtful process and no decisions have been made," NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said. Earlier Thursday, SI.com first reported that Vick and Goodell met Wednesday afternoon in Allendale, N.J., at a small security firm for three hours. Vick apologized to Goodell, especially for lying to him in 2007 when Vick denied being involved in any dogfighting ring, according to league sources, who described the meeting to Paolantonio and Mortensen as very cordial but tense. One league source said Thursday that Goodell did not necessarily need to hear that apology. "The commissioner has said many times, 'this is not about me,'" the source said.Vick -- once the NFL's highest-paid player -- was joined at Wednesday's meeting by his legal and personal advisors, including agent Joel Segal. Vick was released from federal custody Monday after finishing the home confinement portion of his sentence at his home in Hampton, Va. SI.com reported Thursday that both Vick and Goodell were spotted leaving the offices of Buckley Petersen Global Inc. separately at 4 p.m. Vick exited in a Cadillac Escalade, while Goodell departed approximately 10 minutes later in a BMW. According to eyewitnesses, both Vick and Goodell were described as looking "somber" after leaving the meeting. NFL training camps are set to open next week and this deal could free Vick to pursue an NFL contract that would allow him to begin to alleviate his massive debts. Vick declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in July 2008, a little over three years after he signed a then-record 10-year, $130 million deal with the Atlanta Falcons. A handful of teams have publicly declared no interest in Vick, citing a multitude of concerns. Giants owner John Mara and Jets owner Woody Johnson were emphatic in saying their teams' quarterback positions were filled. "On a lot of levels, no," Mara said when asked if the Giants had any interest in Vick. Mara added there wasn't even any discussion or debate in the front office about Vick. Despite the competition to replace Brett Favre, Johnson said the Jets also weren't interested. "We've got Kellen Clemens and now we have this young Mark Sanchez, and I think we are good on quarterbacks," Johnson said, adding that the Jets also didn't see Vick as an option. Vick admitted to bankrolling Bad Newz Kennels on his estate in Virginia and assisting in the killing of dogs that performed poorly in practice fights.

Information from ESPN's Chris Mortensen and Sal Paolantonio and The Associated Press was used in this report.

Posted by the Insomniaq...from the V.I.P. section and the Champaign room is poppin

Today's Randomness

Baby Girl how you go from this to...

to this... If you felt that you didnt want to look like big sis anymore you coulda got a different hairstyle
at least you coulda got a lining... Brittney Spears had a lining. Did you do this yourself? Tsk Tsk Tsk!!
On another note...Rihanna's cut > Cassie's cut > Solange's cut, but worse than Yeezie's mullet

Confused too I am (no Yoda)

**UPDATE**
Solange tweeted this today...

stupid. paps. took. pic. ive. had. my. hair. cut. like. this. for. two. weeks. i. was. NOT. inspired. by anyone. but. my. self.
about 4 hours ago from web
i. have. done. this. twice. in. my. life. i. was 16. i was 18. did. not care about your opinion. then. dont. care. now.
about 4 hours ago from web
dont. need. your. attention. or. your. co-sign. i am #3. trending topic. before. IRAN. &. some of you cant even locate it on a map. its sad.
about 4 hours ago from web
dont. want. a. edge. up. or a perm. because. im not trying. to make this "a style" or a statement.
about 4 hours ago from web
i. just. wanted. to. be. free. from. the. bondage. that. black. women sometimes. put. on. themselves. with. hair.
about 4 hours ago from web
this. phase. of. my. life. i. want to spend . the time. the energy. and the money. on something else. not in the hair salon.
about 4 hours ago from web
im. not. mad. at . all of you. that have made your opinions known. and have sent negative. energy. my way. i expected this of you.
about 4 hours ago from web
you. have. the right to have. an opinion.
about 4 hours ago from web
so. do. i.
about 4 hours ago from web

I guess she told yall... [/update]

My Summer Viewing List...

Tonight's list consist of all the movies and series I plan to watch over the rest of the summer...I gotta do some work and find the back episodes of True Blood and Entourage that I have missed...I probably can find them on hulu or OnDemand on my cable box at the crib... I think the next list will be all the movies I plan on peepin in the theaters for the rest of the summer too...but in the meantime, this is what I plan on watching from the second I step foot back in the house. I love Atlanta, but there is NO place like home...NEW ORLEANS BABY!!!!!

GETCHA' POPCORN READY

WANTED!!!!

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride / I'm wanted (WANTED!) Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi

I was watchin a YouTube clip of Diddy, Cassie, and Dirty Money bumpin some tracks from his new CD..."Last Train to Paris" and the Fugative at the same time, and wondered, just how many careers did Diddy murder and just how much time would he get for these haneous crimes... I know this is a random ass thought and post...thats why its labeled: RANDOMNESS.
Here is the list of his victims and some commentary...where applicable.

Bad Boy Entertainments Roster (entire...all artist, dead, alive, missing, retired, dropped, or otherwise) *Provided by my new friend Wikipedia:

112 / Aasim / B5 / Babs / Black Rob / Boyz N da Hood / Cassie / Craig Mack / Carl Thomas / Cheri Dennis / Dream (band) / Danity Kane / Donnie Klang / Day 26 / Da Band / Elephant Man / Faith Evans / Fuzzbubble / G. Dep / Gorilla Zoe / The Hitmen / Joe Hooker / Jerome / Jordan McCoy / Janelle Monae / Jeff Minerva / Loon / The L.O.X. / Ma$e / The Madd Rapper / Mark Curry / Ness /Nelson / The Notorious B.I.G. (deceased) / New Edition / Red Cafe / Sheed / Shyne / Supercat / Tanya Blount / Total / Trife / Mario Winans / Yogi / Younglord /Young Joc

Thats a total of 45 counts of career murder (and in some cases suicide.. see Elephant Man, New Edition, and Supercat) what was funny to me was that neither Ma$e, Loon, or Harlem World on this list...I wonder why not. its a good thing then. How could The L.O.X. go back to Bad Boy and Diddy after they made all that noise about the shiny suits and what ever bull they were mad about when they fought to get outta their deal to roll with the Ruff Ryders. I wonder what happened with that deal. (I must be gettin old, cause I'm so outta the loop on this one). At any rate 42 counts of murder in the United States Federal System would hold a minimum of 900 years if each case came with a min. 20 year sentence...do you know just how much cologne, clothes, and bottles of water and white tees Mike Barber would have to sell to get him off that charge...or just how many bands could be made in that time. Image how many miles could be walked over that time and how many cheesecakes Dylon. Dylon. Dylon. Dylon. and Dylon could pick up while he spits hot fiyah??? Oh well it does what it does... Hell I got Babs as one of my MySpace friends (times must be hard for her).

On a serious note though I feel sorry for Janelle Monae and Cheri DennisThey both have a very unique vibe, a good sound and mad talent...she is gonna sell wood. Is Cassie ever gonna release an album for real or is she just a marketing tool that Diddy uses whenever he needs some focus on him.... Seriously dude, how you gonna put out 16 albums since you dropped her first one (other than her lack of talent), but you can get her to shave HALF of her head and then post naked pictures. Is she even 21 yet? This Diddy / Cassie on again off again relationship is borderline kiddie porn...

This is the best the lil chick has looked ever...Real Talk, I'd beat

Posted by the Insomniaq...Diddy boppin outta here

Are you serious??? Dummy edition....

What in the world is really goin on. Jermaine Dupri got a tattoo of his girl Janet Jackson on his right rib cage...Awwww aint that sweet? NO! Last week it was reported that the couple BROKE UP...now she is back to doin her thing (whatever that may be) and the cockroach is doin his thing (whatever that may be). As a matter of personal opinion, there is NO WAY that I would ever tattoo a girlfriend's name / picture / etc. on my body. The only people I would even consider tattin on my body would be my mother, grandmother, or my seed (i dont have a seed so thats not even an option)... Personally I dont see what Janet was doin with the lil dude in the beginning. It couldnt have been because of his connection at Virgin Records, cause if it was her last two albums would have been that much better than they were. (Dont get it twisted, they had their moments, but Beyonce has dropped 6 singles of her I Am...Sasha Fierce CD). But to get back on track this isnt about Bey or Janet (Directly) its about Jermaine.

Also released this week was a video of Pac Man Jones in the Minxxx Strip club in Las Vegas, during All Star Weekend. The video was obtained by ESPN, I have no idea where they got it from, but this just makes me wanna bring a video camera with me everywhere I go. At anyrate...our boy Jermaine was (you guessed it) in the video, invading the dj booth, telling the locals how to make it rain and instructing the strippers on what to do and what not to do, while Pac Man and Nelly were throwing away plenty money. It was said that Jones had up to $100,000 in his Louis backpack (what an idiot). Anyway this display of fiscal irresponsibility ends up in 3 people getting shot and Jones, becoming a member of the "Ima Snitch so I can stay outta trouble" committee. This just came to mind, there have been 2 Nelly citings on television this week and I promise you I wasnt scrolling the cable guide to find the St. Lunatic.

And finally from the "Are You Serious" files...Ocean's 7. Thats right fam JD has a new crew and its Ocean's 7. The concept is hybrid of the Vegas Rat Pack (y'know, Sinatra, Martin, Davis, Bishop, etc) and the Ocean's series of movies (made famous by the original rat pack) done by George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle) ooooookay. This concept came up while JD was doing some work with Usher in Vegas at the Palm's recording studio. Someone rolled in suited and booted and then it just caught on. The collective is: Dupri, Usher, Nelly (there goes that name again), Trey Songz, singer / songwriter Johnta Austin, producer Bryan Michael Cox, and So So Def's Tyrone Davis (JD's personal assistant). They are tryin to recruit Dupri protege and probably his biggest success story to date Bow Wow, but says "Bow is 21, he aint dressing up". They have been seen in various clubs, yuckin it up and poppin mad bottles of Ace of Spades and just having a good time. I hope they have the fun they lookin for....or whatever. Y'all know what it is So So Dumb!

Folks and their conspiracy theories...

What I want to understand is how folks cant let people rest in peace...aiight not all people but black people in particular...

I just had a conversation with 3 dudes and they were talkin about Michael Jackson. One of em was like, "did yall see the ghost on Larry King?" At first I thought to myself, "This dude watches Larry King?" He instructed me to pull up www.datpiff.com, (I shoulda known then it was some nonsense) and type in ghost of Michael Jackson in the search box. So I appease the cat, like I said knowing it was some nonsense, and sure enough there was a clip (it looked doctored and I didnt see it on CNN's site). It "appeared" to be a moonwalkin image, but whatever. This sparked conversation about whether or not Michael was dead or not. Did he fake his death to get away from God knows what. Being tthe only rational one in the cypher, I started to fall back and, let the foolishness fly. There was all kinds of notions goin back and forth...He was runnin from his debt, and the other homie said, "He owned the Beatle's catalouge", I returned with "He's got a point." The youngest homie was like, "The Beatle's?" He got one of those "Do The Right Thing OH HELL NAW's". This went around for a few minutes and someone, I dont remember who said something about Tupac was still alive... I was speechless.

So we went to YouTube, and found a bunch of clips that claimed Tupac was alive. One went as far as saying Pac was recording a song, dissing Eminem (for that last album he dropped), Jermaine Dupri (for "fuckin with Janet Jackson" and some other inaudible things. The camera man peered around the corner and tight zoomed on a group of cats, in the parking lot...The dude that was talkin this up said that Pac was the cat with the cigareete and the Coke in his hands. My homie who to me seemed to be the most grounded of all was screamin at the top of his lungs..."THAT'S PAC....THAT'S HIM!" I quickly gave him the side eye like you cant be serious...they wanted to rewind the clip to see what kind of cars were in the parking lot and then started tryin to figure out the year those cars came out and doin "Pac died" calculations. It was actually funny. Then it was check out this clip and lets look at that clip, to which each had more and more speculation and theories that Tupac was alive and kickin it. Alive and kickin it in Cuba, Australia, and the hotbed of the witness protection program....you ready....Jackson Mississippi. Now the words that came out of my mouth are, "Are you damn serious?", to which someone said "Look there is a picture of him and Lil' Wayne...thats gotta be new!" At that point I wanted to roll around laughin on the floor like the Yahoo IM smiley, this dude is trippin. Then they started talkin about some of the things in the clips, like the false autopsy reports and whether or not Quincy Jones' daughter was in the car with them or not. Cats were talkin about Diddy had something to do with it, and Suge had something to do with Biggie's death in retaliation and all that other stuff...Simply incredible. They might as well have been playing Clue.

Now as much as I believe that once someone is pronounced dead thats a wrap as far as Im concerned. Im not about to sit there and formulate "left field" theories, especially about Tupac, Biggie, or Michael Jackson. If Ima do that kinda stuff, it'll be about JFK, Jr , the moon landing or something somewhat relevant like what part of the chicken does a McNugget come from...but thats just me.

yeah, right

Posted from the Conservatory, with Col. Mustard with the candlestick, by the Insomniaq

Do you know what time it is????

"Do you know what time it is? / Tell me do you know?"- Kool Moe Dee

Tonight's list contain my top 5 people whose 15 minutes are up. They rang from Heiress to Politician, to Reality Television store....Dont get mad at me because some of them may be personal favorites of yours and you want more of them. Truth be told, their time is up, matter of fact they are goin into overtime...

****THE POLITICIAN****

Former Governor of Alaska, former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Her 15 minutes were actually done before they even started. When Republican John McCain of Arizona announced that Palin was his choice for a running mate in the 2008 run for the White House, every mouth in the country gapped opened and a singular "WHO?" came out. This avid hunter and outdoorsy type who claimed to be able to see Russia from her back door, should have stayed there, because she had no idea what she was in for. She didnt even know what the Vice President's job was. (and I still dont believe that). What a Maverick
Recently (like last week) she decided to step down from her office in Alaska...political analyst on some of the major networks and Fox, speculate that she is going to make a run for the Presidency in 2012. If she and Louisiana Govenor Bobby Jindal are the only hopes for the G.O,P. then it should be a cakewalk for President Obama to get re-elected. Maybe she should have stayed in her helicopter and shot at wolves.

****THE MOUTHPIECE****

Karrine "Superhead" Steffins, best known for her oral skills (and Im not talkin about standing in front of an audience and debating a point) has gone from being America's #1 groupie, to a Best Selling author, to now an expert on relationships and how to keep a man. You gotta be kidding me right? But then again the only person qualified to tell someone how to keep their man, is one that knows how to take someone's ,,man, or at least how to make their money disappear. Ms Steffins has been linked (straight from the horses mouth) to celebrities from Shaquille O'Neal, whom she said broke her off with plenty cash, to Jay Z who was supposedly the worse she ever had (no Drake) to Usher who banged her after a concert and didnt take a shower or nothin...Now thats really nasty but she was nasiter for even doin the do and the man had just finished sweatin for almost 2 hours. I have had nor will have any interest in her books or whatever advice she has for anyone. She is milkin the hell out of that 15 minute clock and gettin paid for it...Damn

****THE ATTENTION WHORE****

Next we have Paris Hilton, heir to the Hilton Hotel Empire. She has appeared on television gossip shows and in different columns more than people that are actually important. This is just totally sad. She has had run ins with the media, the law (having to go to jail, then being released by the sheriff, to having to go back and do like 30 days for God Knows what, and Im not finna go look it up), to her BFF's (Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, the lil chick that won her Paris' New BFF Show and the lil chick that is gonna win the new season, if she already hadnt done so already). She has had more than enough television face time..."The Simple Life where she didnt know what the hell Wal Mart was, and said "What do they sell? Walls?" to the MTV reality / competition show Paris Hilton's My New BFF, to damn near every episode of VH1's the Fabulous Lfie in one aspect or another and TMZ. You would think that she should be tired of all the damn attention. Keep watchin though, she is gonna find another reason to pop up. Don't forget the infamous "Night Vision Sex Tape" with that guy Pamela Anderson married in Vegas at the Drive-thru, during the intermission of his act. That dude has good and bad luck dont he

****THE ANNOYING ONE****

Tiffany "New York" Pollard. OMG I dont know what to say about this broad. She has been on an amazing number of VH1 shows...Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 2, I Love New York, I Love New York 2, New York goes to Hollywood, and most recently New York gets a Job. There is also a rumor that she will be in the newest incarnation of her show I Love New York 3, this really should be outlawed. She has been dumped twice by Flavor Flav of Public Enemy losing to Hoopz and Delishous, then got dumped by Tango. Flipped the script on poor lil Taylor Made whom she chose in ILNY2 on NYGTH and dumped him. Probably her biggest claim to fame (besides her dump streak and her ever expanding chest) would be her fight with Pumpkin on FOL1, while leaving after she was eliminated Pumpkin had about all she could take and hocked up a loogy and sent it sailing at Tiff and it landed on her chin...EEWWWWWW....well whatever. First of all you NOT gonna find love with that bullshit attitude you got, or with your mother in the damn way. The producers at 51 Minds really got a good one here, cause the chick is so into herself that she HAS to be the center of attention. I really dont see how they keep paying her to do these shows, but who am I to wonder about the most ridiculous of things...Any way Tiff, "Do you know what time it is?? (No Flav)

****THE MOGUL****

This dude, I dont even know where to start. How many bands are you gonna make? How many GOOD bands are you gonna make (Danity Kane was the best one yet and you ripped them a new one...then sent em packin, 'cept Dawn)? How many interns are you gonna hire, fire, make jump through hoops. How many toothpicks are you gonna chew on? Most importantly how many tweets are you gonna post a day on Twitter? I swear you got staff members doin all that shit for you. You do all your DiddyTV you tube videos at one time and have someone post them at all hours of the night too. I understand you get enormous amounts of money from all your hard work but DAMN. do you have to keep puttin that shit in everyones face. Will you please tell folks that you are only a compensated spokesperson as far as Ciroc is concerned. You didnt just up and say I want a Vodka, that shit was around when you were beefin with Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, and Dylon... There a bunch of things I want you to fess up to, like not actually being a music producer, but a music assembler. None the less if it wasnt for you there wouldnt be some of the mega hits in hip hop today...Thanks for that, but its time to slow it down and fall back... I didnt even get a chance to get at you about leakin those Cassie nudes either..

yeah dude...keep it movin

posted by the Insomniaq turnin off the TV and reading a book or something

Aaron...Dude what are you waiting on???

"I'm tryin to explain to you that Ronald Reagan was the devil. Ronald Wilson Reagan? Each of his names has 6 letters? 6-6-6? Man doesn't that offend you? Huey Freeman "The Garden Party (Season 1)

Dear Aaron McGrudor,
Why is it gonna take until 2010 for the Boondocks to return to television? Nigga you fuckin up...During season 1 you put the comic strip on hold for 6 months so that you could concentrate on the series, then you let the thing get cancelled by the publishers. The first season was a smash hit. You introduced some off the hook characters: Uncle Ruckus (no relation), Ed Wuncler and his grandson, A Pimp named Slickback, and Gangstalicious (even though he was gay...LOL), they were all worked into the fabric nicely and your choices for the voices were excellent (cept I wouldnt have had Regina King doin both Huey and Riley, but thats just me). The story lines were hella funny even the R. Kelly trial and Return of the King. Lets Nab Oprah was off the chain and The Itis remains my favorite, I watch it via the internet every chance I can. I'm sure that you recouped whatever lost revenue you had coming for the strip when it got cancelled when the DVD was released.

Then you came out with Season 2 and I had my "Nigga Moments" even though aint nobody get hurt, and went on a trip with Grandpa cause we was gonna go get some bitches. The series is a phenominal success and now that season 2 is out on DVD at a retail outlet near you, dont mess around and catch Dave Chappell syndrone (commonly known as "nigga gets some money and loses his damn mind, messes up a good thing and then falls off into relative obscurity". There is no way that you can let Flo-nominal, Rev. Goodlove, and the DuBois sit around collecting dust. Huey and Riley got more battles to fight and more BB guns to bust on fools.

Do this shit for your fans, as well as your bottom line. Whatever you do, don't let Adult Swim and Turner try to continue the series without you at the helm, they will mess it up. Please stop havin "nigga moments", cause that aint cute.... Get back to work or Die Tryin...

"Don't make me do it...nigga"

Posted by the Insomniaq...with the Itis

I have 6 photos in my hands....

I think she looks like Rihanna on this picture...

*** now you know I had to include this ***

Posted by the Insomniaq, who will Immeduately go back to my apartment, pack my bags, and leave...YEAH RIGHT!!!!

When will it all end?

"Leave me alone - (Stop it!) / Just stop doggin' me around" - Michael Jackson

Alright fam, its been a couple of weeks since the passing / memorial for the King of Pop, and ever since the first report it has been a media circus. There is so much speculation about the cause of death, his kids, his estate, and anything that is Jacko related and personally its gettin on my last nerve. The man has passed away and there is nothin that all this extra curricular jaw jackin can do about it. It'll be a matter of time before there are Michael sightings, just like with Elvis and Tupac. Will y'all just let the man rest in peace?

The BS that comes along with more than likely the biggest news story of the year, is really unneccesary. TMZ, Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, and the other show business magazines and mainstream media are really turning this whole thing into a damn drama. There was a video of Jackson during the making of the infamous Pepsi commercial where he was burned by misfiring pyrotechniques. It played over and over and over in the 3 minute segment. Then pictures of Paris goin to the Jehovah Witness temple with her prayer book. LaToya and Joe insisting that Michael was murdered. Debbie Rowe and her reported (and then refuted) $4 million dollar claim to waive her parental rights to Prince Michael and Paris. The plastic surgeon who said that Mike wasnt the daddy, but he "may" be... Damn make it all stop.

Is anyone really concerned with the privacy of the Jackson family in their time of mourning? Not even Joe (would you expect anything less of him though). He says that Paris has some talent and wants to put the two older children in the studio and to work, (my money is still on Blanket though, make my words). Actually I think this is the most insane idea / comment that I have heard yet. After ruining the childhood of his children, now Joseph wants to ruin his grandchildren's. If Katherine doesnt step up and slap the shit outta Joe and make him leave them children alone. Its bad enough they are Witnesses so they wont celebrate birthdays or holidays, so let em play with other kids and grow up like normal kids. I really hope the best for these children.

The murder claims seem totally ridiculous as well. For years Jackson had amitted to being in pain and to taking pain relievers. Im not a doctor, even though I play one on TV, but if there was this "cocktail" of pain relievers and the added presence of MORPHINE, I'm pretty sure that some of those dont mix and could have caused a cardiac attack. Don't you people listen to all these commercials for these different drugs and their side effects. I know I do, and some of them include DEATH. I'd rather have the illness instead of the side effects ANYDAY...

What else do I find ridiculous is the comparisons that people make between Michael and other entertainers... Who was the better dancer? Mike or Hammer? Who was the better singer Mike or Prince? Who was the better all around entertainer? Mike or James Brown or Sammy Davis Jr. Well damn, Ima just say this and Ima end mine... Michael Jackson is /was / will always be the Greatest Entertainer of All Time not just the 4 decades in which he had the world in the palm of his hands... Just leave him alone, let him rest in peace, and stop with all the foolishness

Posted by the Insomniaq...tryin to get my moonwalk on...HEE HEE!!!!

What is Lamar Odom thinkin? or is he?

"In high school you was the man homie...the fuck happened to you" - 50 Cent "Wankster"

Lamar Odom, from the newly crowned World Champions Lakers has hit his head on something hard, if he thinks he is worth 50 million over 5 years when his total contractal earnings over his 10 year career is 55 million. You aint that good homie..You have career averages of 15.1 pts, 8.8 reb, and 1.05 blks, what makes you think that you are worth $10 million a year? And you coming off the bench??? Nigga Please!!!! Well Owner Jerry Buss and GM Mitch Kupchek showed your dumb ass, when they retracted their contract offer to you. They offered you $8 million over 3 years, and you want 10???? You been in LA 5 years and have never really been a scoring threat (especially when you have never averaged more than 20 points in a season)

The Andre 3000 of the NBA, needs to take the money and run, cause his only options after this will be either Oklahoman City or Portland and he aint finna fit in with either one. Don't get me wrong but he is not a tier 1 type of player. He has trmendous skill for a 6'10" power forward that can run the floor and handle the rock like a point guard, but doesnt have the tangibles like Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, or Dwyane Wade. He lacks leadership, killer instinct, and is somewhat fragile. When he was a high school baller in New York, he was touted as one of the most recruited players of his time, enrolled at UNLV, had to leave amidst an academic scandle for receiving money from a booster and ended up playing at the national college powerhouse Rhode Island. RHODE FRICKIN ISLAND!!!! The hot bed of New England...

In essence he has cut his throat cause unless he goes to a team with all the components to get back to the finals, he has NO CHANCE of gettin another ring, (The jury is still out on Trevor Ariza in Houston, especially since Yao is probably out for the year and Shady McGrady is gonna get hurt again like clockwork). Either Lamar had low sugar at the time, had visions of grandure, or hit his head on something during the victory parade. Does he remember where he came from....The Clippers drafted him, WOW, spent four seasons there lookin up at erybody, went to Miami (Wade's first season) made the playoffs and got gone when the Lakers trade Shaq to South Beach for him, Brian Grant and Caron Butler. He prolly gonna end up playing in OKC or oversees. Either way you never look a gift horse in the mouth....You shoulda peeped Terrell Suggs from the Ravens. That dude got P A I D

Posted by the Insomniaq from way downtown...BANG

Why so serious....acting

[to Batman] Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!* -Heath Ledger as the Joker - Dark Knight 2008

There are actors and actresses that put on a performance that embodies a career, one way or the other. You got Denzel Washington in Training Day, Jamie Foxx in Ray, Robert DeNiro in Ragin' Bull, or on the other slope Eddie Murphy in the Adventures of Pluto Nash and The Govenator in Kindergarten Cop (its not a tuuuuuumer). The one that will forever stay in the forefront of my mind is the Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight.

I have seen the Dark Knight about 8 or 9 times now. I first saw it at the theaters so I got the first hand big screen experience that had me as well as others awestruck. Now if you are a comic book head (i used to be real deep into em), you would know that Ledger played The Joker so close to the bone, that if you didnt know it was an act, that dude was really a crazed clown faced super villian.

As I watched maybe around the 3rd time, I noticed that he took elements from the comics Joker as well as the overtly campy Ceaser Romero from the TV series and Jack Nicholson's version from the original movie playing opposite of Michael Keaton. The Dark Knight's arch enemy was a dark, cold, and calculating son of a bitch, with no conscious, no compassion, and without a doubt no fear. The character in the 60's TV show was so corny that you just had to laugh at him and speakin of laughs, I found that in Heath's character. Along with the dark heartedness of Nicholson's Joker. It was the best rendition of any comic book villian ever, with Jim Carrey's Riddler a distant second. (Unless Johnny Depp, gets cast in that role for the next installment). Ledger rolled the best attributes of his predecessors (and probably mixed in a couple of prescription / non prescription street grade narcodics into one).

Its a shame that the talented Australian has died, cause I could actually see him reprising that role in a later Dark Knight epic. There will never be another person to play this part. He put his stamp on it and anyone that dares to play it will fail greatly. No one will ever be able to recreate the "disappearing pencil gag", stuff a grenade in a bank managers mouth, or pull off robbin all the gangsters in Gothem of their money and tell em that they can have it back for a "small fee". While talkin to Det. Stephans he said, "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? " or explaining his physical appearance...or when he had a knife to the inside of Gambol's mouth, "Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" Even though I know someone wrote these lines, Ledger OWNED them, he had me wondering if he was really The Clown.

This has got to be one of the greatest performances ever caught on film. It ranks IMO with Gene Hackman in the French Connection, Marlon Brando in The Godfather, and every rappers favorite Al Pacino in Scarface. All memorable because they were characters that were so "lifelike", torn, and had such strong personalities that you really forget you are watchin a movie. Well I'm glad the Dark Knight is on DVD and I got a copy (I wont never open it, cause its gonna be worth something one day....you watch). Im also glad that the Academy of Arts and Sciences (the people that hold the Oscar awards) recognized a great performer and awarded him posthumorously with the Award for Best Supporting Actor (I think he was the lead actor anyway, Bale just happened to be the title character). Well done my good man and may your eternal rest be a peaceful one...at least you got to live down that Brokeback Mountain shit (no homo)

Here's my card....LOL!!!!



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Congratulations Nigga! Good Post

Posted by the Insomniaq, sittin in the corner wondering how did that pencil disappear