My Summer Viewing List...

Tonight's list consist of all the movies and series I plan to watch over the rest of the summer...I gotta do some work and find the back episodes of True Blood and Entourage that I have missed...I probably can find them on hulu or OnDemand on my cable box at the crib... I think the next list will be all the movies I plan on peepin in the theaters for the rest of the summer too...but in the meantime, this is what I plan on watching from the second I step foot back in the house. I love Atlanta, but there is NO place like home...NEW ORLEANS BABY!!!!!

GETCHA' POPCORN READY

Do you know what time it is????

"Do you know what time it is? / Tell me do you know?"- Kool Moe Dee

Tonight's list contain my top 5 people whose 15 minutes are up. They rang from Heiress to Politician, to Reality Television store....Dont get mad at me because some of them may be personal favorites of yours and you want more of them. Truth be told, their time is up, matter of fact they are goin into overtime...

****THE POLITICIAN****

Former Governor of Alaska, former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Her 15 minutes were actually done before they even started. When Republican John McCain of Arizona announced that Palin was his choice for a running mate in the 2008 run for the White House, every mouth in the country gapped opened and a singular "WHO?" came out. This avid hunter and outdoorsy type who claimed to be able to see Russia from her back door, should have stayed there, because she had no idea what she was in for. She didnt even know what the Vice President's job was. (and I still dont believe that). What a Maverick
Recently (like last week) she decided to step down from her office in Alaska...political analyst on some of the major networks and Fox, speculate that she is going to make a run for the Presidency in 2012. If she and Louisiana Govenor Bobby Jindal are the only hopes for the G.O,P. then it should be a cakewalk for President Obama to get re-elected. Maybe she should have stayed in her helicopter and shot at wolves.

****THE MOUTHPIECE****

Karrine "Superhead" Steffins, best known for her oral skills (and Im not talkin about standing in front of an audience and debating a point) has gone from being America's #1 groupie, to a Best Selling author, to now an expert on relationships and how to keep a man. You gotta be kidding me right? But then again the only person qualified to tell someone how to keep their man, is one that knows how to take someone's ,,man, or at least how to make their money disappear. Ms Steffins has been linked (straight from the horses mouth) to celebrities from Shaquille O'Neal, whom she said broke her off with plenty cash, to Jay Z who was supposedly the worse she ever had (no Drake) to Usher who banged her after a concert and didnt take a shower or nothin...Now thats really nasty but she was nasiter for even doin the do and the man had just finished sweatin for almost 2 hours. I have had nor will have any interest in her books or whatever advice she has for anyone. She is milkin the hell out of that 15 minute clock and gettin paid for it...Damn

****THE ATTENTION WHORE****

Next we have Paris Hilton, heir to the Hilton Hotel Empire. She has appeared on television gossip shows and in different columns more than people that are actually important. This is just totally sad. She has had run ins with the media, the law (having to go to jail, then being released by the sheriff, to having to go back and do like 30 days for God Knows what, and Im not finna go look it up), to her BFF's (Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, the lil chick that won her Paris' New BFF Show and the lil chick that is gonna win the new season, if she already hadnt done so already). She has had more than enough television face time..."The Simple Life where she didnt know what the hell Wal Mart was, and said "What do they sell? Walls?" to the MTV reality / competition show Paris Hilton's My New BFF, to damn near every episode of VH1's the Fabulous Lfie in one aspect or another and TMZ. You would think that she should be tired of all the damn attention. Keep watchin though, she is gonna find another reason to pop up. Don't forget the infamous "Night Vision Sex Tape" with that guy Pamela Anderson married in Vegas at the Drive-thru, during the intermission of his act. That dude has good and bad luck dont he

****THE ANNOYING ONE****

Tiffany "New York" Pollard. OMG I dont know what to say about this broad. She has been on an amazing number of VH1 shows...Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 2, I Love New York, I Love New York 2, New York goes to Hollywood, and most recently New York gets a Job. There is also a rumor that she will be in the newest incarnation of her show I Love New York 3, this really should be outlawed. She has been dumped twice by Flavor Flav of Public Enemy losing to Hoopz and Delishous, then got dumped by Tango. Flipped the script on poor lil Taylor Made whom she chose in ILNY2 on NYGTH and dumped him. Probably her biggest claim to fame (besides her dump streak and her ever expanding chest) would be her fight with Pumpkin on FOL1, while leaving after she was eliminated Pumpkin had about all she could take and hocked up a loogy and sent it sailing at Tiff and it landed on her chin...EEWWWWWW....well whatever. First of all you NOT gonna find love with that bullshit attitude you got, or with your mother in the damn way. The producers at 51 Minds really got a good one here, cause the chick is so into herself that she HAS to be the center of attention. I really dont see how they keep paying her to do these shows, but who am I to wonder about the most ridiculous of things...Any way Tiff, "Do you know what time it is?? (No Flav)

****THE MOGUL****

This dude, I dont even know where to start. How many bands are you gonna make? How many GOOD bands are you gonna make (Danity Kane was the best one yet and you ripped them a new one...then sent em packin, 'cept Dawn)? How many interns are you gonna hire, fire, make jump through hoops. How many toothpicks are you gonna chew on? Most importantly how many tweets are you gonna post a day on Twitter? I swear you got staff members doin all that shit for you. You do all your DiddyTV you tube videos at one time and have someone post them at all hours of the night too. I understand you get enormous amounts of money from all your hard work but DAMN. do you have to keep puttin that shit in everyones face. Will you please tell folks that you are only a compensated spokesperson as far as Ciroc is concerned. You didnt just up and say I want a Vodka, that shit was around when you were beefin with Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, and Dylon... There a bunch of things I want you to fess up to, like not actually being a music producer, but a music assembler. None the less if it wasnt for you there wouldnt be some of the mega hits in hip hop today...Thanks for that, but its time to slow it down and fall back... I didnt even get a chance to get at you about leakin those Cassie nudes either..

yeah dude...keep it movin

posted by the Insomniaq turnin off the TV and reading a book or something

I have 6 photos in my hands....

I think she looks like Rihanna on this picture...

*** now you know I had to include this ***

Posted by the Insomniaq, who will Immeduately go back to my apartment, pack my bags, and leave...YEAH RIGHT!!!!

Getcha Popcorn Ready!!!! It's the T.O. Show baby!

I want to give a shout out to VH1 for finally gettin it right... A celebreality show that is actually gonna be good. Not that Scott Baio is 42 and pregnant, Hogan Knows Best, or Gotti's Way werent good, but the subjects werent always the most interesting (especially Gotti). They now have a subject that is in his "prime", maybe not in his profession but in life. He is very entertaining on and off the field, misunderstood and sort of an enigma. Terrell "T.O." Owens. The embattled, flamboyant, and you got to admit very good NFL wide receiver has his own spotlight and is gonna make the best of it. The T.O. Show begins when Owens was released by the Dallas Cowbiys at the end of the 2008-09 season. Along for the ride are his publcist and his best friend (2 females), who persuade Terrell to move to Los Angeles and find and live like the real Terrell and not "T.O." The women, get him to reconnect with his ex-fiance Felicia Terrell and have some fun. Along with all this California Dreaming, he gets signed by the Buffalo Bills thanks to his super agent Drew Rosenhous who makes cameo apperances throughout the series (I'm speculating, but lets be serious Drew isnt tryin to miss any shine he can get....especially FREE publicity).

Of course this isnt only about football and the L.A. party scene. There are twist and side plots thrown in. Not only does that make for good television, but really gives you an in depth look in Owens and crew. There are relationship issues, (not all these issues are problematic either) between T.O. and Felicia, his father (who was never there like he wanted and confessed the fact to him) , the two women and their "signifigant others", Ownes and Drew, the Los Angeles and his greatest inspiration...his Grandmother who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's a some years back.

This show really looks like its gonna be good. Its not a "of Love" show so, you won't have a bunch of nonsense like Flav, Brett Michaels, and Ray J (I cant believe they gave this dude another season of that foolishness). He's not a wanna be tryin to find that extra 15 minutes like Tiffany "New York" Pollard.

I really hope that they have a lot of background to show folks that he really is a hard worker with the drive and will to win a championship, and not a prima donna with quarterback issues and a bad attitude. Getcha popcorn ready son, its gonna be a wild ride. The show airs on July 20th at 10pm eastern time....

Posted by the Insomniaq, chillin with that Orville Redenbocker

Oh no they didn't...come on BET can you do better??

Why did B.E.T. give these two broads a reality show? They are HORRIBLE. Their show is like a train wreck, you don't want to see it, but you can't stop watchin it. Both of these women are irritating, insecure, misinformed, and for the most part ANNOYING!
I really want to talk to the higher ups at Below Expectation Television (thanks Shercole for that one) and give the a piece of my mind. If you just gonna give some money away, give it to me..

I got charisma,I'm pretty interesting, I might not have all the issues these broads have but damn, at least I can talk. Their dialogue as narrators is wack, like what they wanna say is on a cue card written in invisible ink. The conversations between the two of them sounds more scripted than anything else. Although there are some decent sidebar where they could spin this and make the show worth watching (Toya's mom is doin drug's- I swear I've seen her somewhere before too, Tiny's father and his medical condition, Both of their insecurities are gonna drive them crazy) And I keep seeing people that I actually know...

Then they got the Neffie and Frankie Show comin out this summer. Dont you think you have driven the Keyshia Cole franchise into the ground? Press play...she is REALLY buggin out

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When will B.E.T. stop leaving an impression on the world that all black folk are like these people? we aint all dysfunctional to that extent. When are they gonna stop showin Baby Boy, Menace II Society, and South Central? I for one am really tired of all these and other blaxploitation films. The only good thing that B.E.T. has EVER aired was the panel forum about Hip Hop in America, at least they got some things straightened out as far as who are the real dummies in the music industry.

They really need to be shame of themselves for airing Prophet Kerney Thomas at 4 in the morning, He aint nothin but a snake oil salesman. This dude has told people that he would cure them of AIDS and CANCER just by him "praying" for them over the phone. He screams GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD and "speaks in tongues: for 30 minutes and rants about this red blood of Jesus hankerchief.

When are we gonna learn to stop settling for mediocre television programming and being portrayed as Divas, Gangsters, and Men of God when they are really acting like dummies, wanksters, and Bible thumpin frauds.

I think the Black Poets said it best....The Revolution will NOT be televised. I'd just like to add that it surely wouldnt be on B.E.T., they'll be showin a College Hill Marathon

"Ebola Coo Coo Shaaaaaaaad in the name of GAAAAAAAWWWWWD!"

**UPDATE**
BET did NOT televise the Michael Jackson memorial service... How can the network that is claiming to be the home of Black Star Power, not pay homage to the greatest entertainer of ALL TIME, who just happened to be African American. All mainstream media is shootin the feed to the world and BET cant get their tin can and string technology to the Staple Center.... MTV and VH1 are there and arent all 3 networks owned by Viacom. Someone definitely dropped the ball here. The Boycott shall continue!

FURTHER UPDATE
BET being fashionably late (read: working on colored people time) showed the MJ Memorial really late last night...I guess showing Sunset Park was more important than the Memorial to The King of Pop (who probably outside of Robert Johnson, put the damn network on the map...you know MTV wasnt playin videos by African Americans until Mike dropped Billie Jean) These niggaz are officially on my BOYCOTT list...I dont care if my frat brother (shout out to Terrence J) is hosting 106 and Park along with Rocsi (New Orleans native) I refuse to watch anything on BET until they get some shit right...and thats the truth...