WANTED!!!!

Monday, July 20, 2009

WANTED!!!!

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride / I'm wanted (WANTED!) Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi

I was watchin a YouTube clip of Diddy, Cassie, and Dirty Money bumpin some tracks from his new CD..."Last Train to Paris" and the Fugative at the same time, and wondered, just how many careers did Diddy murder and just how much time would he get for these haneous crimes... I know this is a random ass thought and post...thats why its labeled: RANDOMNESS.
Here is the list of his victims and some commentary...where applicable.

Bad Boy Entertainments Roster (entire...all artist, dead, alive, missing, retired, dropped, or otherwise) *Provided by my new friend Wikipedia:

112 / Aasim / B5 / Babs / Black Rob / Boyz N da Hood / Cassie / Craig Mack / Carl Thomas / Cheri Dennis / Dream (band) / Danity Kane / Donnie Klang / Day 26 / Da Band / Elephant Man / Faith Evans / Fuzzbubble / G. Dep / Gorilla Zoe / The Hitmen / Joe Hooker / Jerome / Jordan McCoy / Janelle Monae / Jeff Minerva / Loon / The L.O.X. / Ma$e / The Madd Rapper / Mark Curry / Ness /Nelson / The Notorious B.I.G. (deceased) / New Edition / Red Cafe / Sheed / Shyne / Supercat / Tanya Blount / Total / Trife / Mario Winans / Yogi / Younglord /Young Joc

Thats a total of 45 counts of career murder (and in some cases suicide.. see Elephant Man, New Edition, and Supercat) what was funny to me was that neither Ma$e, Loon, or Harlem World on this list...I wonder why not. its a good thing then. How could The L.O.X. go back to Bad Boy and Diddy after they made all that noise about the shiny suits and what ever bull they were mad about when they fought to get outta their deal to roll with the Ruff Ryders. I wonder what happened with that deal. (I must be gettin old, cause I'm so outta the loop on this one). At any rate 42 counts of murder in the United States Federal System would hold a minimum of 900 years if each case came with a min. 20 year sentence...do you know just how much cologne, clothes, and bottles of water and white tees Mike Barber would have to sell to get him off that charge...or just how many bands could be made in that time. Image how many miles could be walked over that time and how many cheesecakes Dylon. Dylon. Dylon. Dylon. and Dylon could pick up while he spits hot fiyah??? Oh well it does what it does... Hell I got Babs as one of my MySpace friends (times must be hard for her).

On a serious note though I feel sorry for Janelle Monae and Cheri DennisThey both have a very unique vibe, a good sound and mad talent...she is gonna sell wood. Is Cassie ever gonna release an album for real or is she just a marketing tool that Diddy uses whenever he needs some focus on him.... Seriously dude, how you gonna put out 16 albums since you dropped her first one (other than her lack of talent), but you can get her to shave HALF of her head and then post naked pictures. Is she even 21 yet? This Diddy / Cassie on again off again relationship is borderline kiddie porn...