Are you serious??? Dummy edition....

What in the world is really goin on. Jermaine Dupri got a tattoo of his girl Janet Jackson on his right rib cage...Awwww aint that sweet? NO! Last week it was reported that the couple BROKE UP...now she is back to doin her thing (whatever that may be) and the cockroach is doin his thing (whatever that may be). As a matter of personal opinion, there is NO WAY that I would ever tattoo a girlfriend's name / picture / etc. on my body. The only people I would even consider tattin on my body would be my mother, grandmother, or my seed (i dont have a seed so thats not even an option)... Personally I dont see what Janet was doin with the lil dude in the beginning. It couldnt have been because of his connection at Virgin Records, cause if it was her last two albums would have been that much better than they were. (Dont get it twisted, they had their moments, but Beyonce has dropped 6 singles of her I Am...Sasha Fierce CD). But to get back on track this isnt about Bey or Janet (Directly) its about Jermaine.

Also released this week was a video of Pac Man Jones in the Minxxx Strip club in Las Vegas, during All Star Weekend. The video was obtained by ESPN, I have no idea where they got it from, but this just makes me wanna bring a video camera with me everywhere I go. At anyrate...our boy Jermaine was (you guessed it) in the video, invading the dj booth, telling the locals how to make it rain and instructing the strippers on what to do and what not to do, while Pac Man and Nelly were throwing away plenty money. It was said that Jones had up to $100,000 in his Louis backpack (what an idiot). Anyway this display of fiscal irresponsibility ends up in 3 people getting shot and Jones, becoming a member of the "Ima Snitch so I can stay outta trouble" committee. This just came to mind, there have been 2 Nelly citings on television this week and I promise you I wasnt scrolling the cable guide to find the St. Lunatic.

And finally from the "Are You Serious" files...Ocean's 7. Thats right fam JD has a new crew and its Ocean's 7. The concept is hybrid of the Vegas Rat Pack (y'know, Sinatra, Martin, Davis, Bishop, etc) and the Ocean's series of movies (made famous by the original rat pack) done by George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle) ooooookay. This concept came up while JD was doing some work with Usher in Vegas at the Palm's recording studio. Someone rolled in suited and booted and then it just caught on. The collective is: Dupri, Usher, Nelly (there goes that name again), Trey Songz, singer / songwriter Johnta Austin, producer Bryan Michael Cox, and So So Def's Tyrone Davis (JD's personal assistant). They are tryin to recruit Dupri protege and probably his biggest success story to date Bow Wow, but says "Bow is 21, he aint dressing up". They have been seen in various clubs, yuckin it up and poppin mad bottles of Ace of Spades and just having a good time. I hope they have the fun they lookin for....or whatever. Y'all know what it is So So Dumb!