What I want to understand is how folks cant let people rest in peace...aiight not all people but black people in particular...I just had a conversation with 3 dudes and they were talkin about Michael Jackson. One of em was like, "did yall see the ghost on Larry King?" At first I thought to myself, "This dude watches Larry King?" He instructed me to pull up www.datpiff.com, (I shoulda known then it was some nonsense) and type in ghost of Michael Jackson in the search box. So I appease the cat, like I said knowing it was some nonsense, and sure enough there was a clip (it looked doctored and I didnt see it on CNN's site). It "appeared" to be a moonwalkin image, but whatever. This sparked conversation about whether or not Michael was dead or not. Did he fake his death to get away from God knows what. Being tthe only rational one in the cypher, I started to fall back and, let the foolishness fly. There was all kinds of notions goin back and forth...He was runnin from his debt, and the other homie said, "He owned the Beatle's catalouge", I returned with "He's got a point." The youngest homie was like, "The Beatle's?" He got one of those "Do The Right Thing OH HELL NAW's". This went around for a few minutes and someone, I dont remember who said something about Tupac was still alive... I was speechless.
So we went to YouTube, and found a bunch of clips that claimed Tupac was alive. One went as far as saying Pac was recording a song, dissing Eminem (for that last album he dropped), Jermaine Dupri (for "fuckin with Janet Jackson" and some other inaudible things. The camera man peered around the corner and tight zoomed on a group of cats, in the parking lot...The dude that was talkin this up said that Pac was the cat with the cigareete and the Coke in his hands. My homie who to me seemed to be the most grounded of all was screamin at the top of his lungs..."THAT'S PAC....THAT'S HIM!" I quickly gave him the side eye like you cant be serious...they wanted to rewind the clip to see what kind of cars were in the parking lot and then started tryin to figure out the year those cars came out and doin "Pac died" calculations. It was actually funny. Then it was check out this clip and lets look at that clip, to which each had more and more speculation and theories that Tupac was alive and kickin it. Alive and kickin it in Cuba, Australia, and the hotbed of the witness protection program....you ready....Jackson Mississippi. Now the words that came out of my mouth are, "Are you damn serious?", to which someone said "Look there is a picture of him and Lil' Wayne...thats gotta be new!" At that point I wanted to roll around laughin on the floor like the Yahoo IM smiley, this dude is trippin. Then they started talkin about some of the things in the clips, like the false autopsy reports and whether or not Quincy Jones' daughter was in the car with them or not. Cats were talkin about Diddy had something to do with it, and Suge had something to do with Biggie's death in retaliation and all that other stuff...Simply incredible. They might as well have been playing Clue.
Now as much as I believe that once someone is pronounced dead thats a wrap as far as Im concerned. Im not about to sit there and formulate "left field" theories, especially about Tupac, Biggie, or Michael Jackson. If Ima do that kinda stuff, it'll be about JFK, Jr , the moon landing or something somewhat relevant like what part of the chicken does a McNugget come from...but thats just me.
yeah, right
nuggets come from that booty meat
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